Waiting for HD TV and “Future Shock”
I remember a book from a long time ago. ? It was called “Future Shock”. The story was about the response of people to the ever increasing amount of change in the technology world. There was so much new stuff being thrown at people that they went into shock and shut down. Now I’ve already said more than I really remember. I suppose, I might be wrong, there’s so much to remember.
As a kid I remember watching Lassie on our black and white TV on Sunday night. I seem to remember they played Greensleeves at the end with credits rolling by. In the background there was a kid running around in the outdoors with his collie Dog doing the kind of things kids did before video games. At one point you can hear the kid calling “Lassie—Lassie” and you see the dog far off responding by coming on the run. Along with the kid’s happy outdoor voice you hear the dog barking.
After Lassie, the wonderfull world of Disney would come on. There would be a flourish of music and the announcer would say something about Disney being in “Living Color” and a peacock would fill the screen with its tail feathers spreading. My mother would say “I bet that would be beautiful in color.
There was no such thing as a remote, you had to stand up and walk over to the tv and turn one of the channel dials. There were two, “UHF” and “VHF”. One of them didn’t seem to do anything, the other made a satisfying chunk, chunk sound as you turned channels. You could fine tune the sharpness of the channel with a ring behind the dial that was like a radio tuner.
I used to like the ciggaret ads. A cowboy riding through the fields with “Virginian” type music playing in the background. The cowboy wheels around on his horse and pulls up in front of the screen. Zoom in, He cups his hands in front of his face and lights a Marobarro and takes a long satisfying drag. Pan back again, nothing but sky and beautiful scenery with the cowboy, his horse and his pack of smokes in the middle of it.
The announcer says “Come to where the Flavor is, come to Marobarro Country”.
There were cigarets for women as well. The Jingle: “You’ve come along way baby to get were you’ve got to today, you’ve got your own cigarette now baby, you’ve come a long long way.”
There was Clancy the cop and Carmen the nurse and there was Casey Jones. Casey Jones started with a shot of a window with a shade and a finger pull ring hanging from the shade. The slow beginning to the William Tell Overture would play and a little worm looking thing would appear over the edge of the window sill, It was obviously someone’s finger with makeup on. The little worm thing would weave around with the calming music working its way to the pull ring on the shade. At the end of the calm part of the William tell overture the worm thing would yank the shade and it would go flinging up as the Lone Ranger part of the William tell overture kicked in and the show would start. That’s what the first generation of blue screen was like.
Today kids sit on the couch and play video games instead of running through the woods and the dogs get fat as their only chance to go out is to poop and pee in the morning and at night. We talk about Nature Deficit Disorder and anyone over thirty has a vague feeling of being left behind. If they don’t, they probably have been left behind.
I’ve kept up pretty well myself, well kind of. We have color tv now. Fact is I’m a bit afraid of it. I’ve made a point of not watching it much. There’s always one of my kids or my wife around who will run the thing. My dogs probably know more about it than I do. Our TV, yes we just have one, is probably 17 years old. We’ve plugged all kinds of things into it. We still have a vcr, we have playstation(my kid won it in an easter egg hunt) and we have a dvd player . We are also plugged into statalite service. Since the tv has only one, maybe two plugs in the back of it, I ran down to radio shack and bought a switch.
I recently discovered I am unable to watch tv without help. I turned it on the other night and there was only fuzz. I went through three different modes on the remote. Still just fuzz. I clicked all of the switches on the radio schack thing and gave up. I went to my computer, which has a bigger screen than our tv, and watched an old science fiction movie on Netflix. Not a single advertisement.
Nobody knows everything about technology. You have to just keep moving and take what you find useful and use it.

